One order of fish and chips, please. Hold the chips.

Meet Aslan, from Ipswich. Aslan's not the type to miss a meal. When he did, his owners knew something was wrong.

But just as it appeared all hope was lost, the couple received a call to say that the ten-month-old cat had been found safe and in purrfect health - 262 miles away in Mid-Glamorgan.

Oh, and what do the British call the hood of a car? A bonnet, of course.