The Land of the Rising Cat

From the best we can tell, 1981 was the year the licking cat in Japan and all the cuteness it entailed.

You may wonder, in your best engrish translation, "Why the cat standing?"

With all guesses and slander flew about from the doubt which is said. It is the ハクセイ " as for that cat not to be wrong! " " Inserting the stick, it has let stand! " " The グルグル winding the body with the wire, it is fixed with? " " The clothes which are set with the gypsum are dressed, it is is! " " Well that is the synthetic photograph! When " it becomes terrible slander, " striking the anesthesia injection, it photographs as a conscious モウロウ. When " and so on with you list, there is no drill.

Domo arigatoh, Sam!